Home sweet Iowa City

Theme parks are way more fun when you've had a few Captain_Nemo23 #universal

WEST COAST "THE BACHELOR" SPOILER ALERT: A pterodactyl flies down in the last 10 minutes & eats everyone.

'Come To Jesus Moment' is the most annoying business expression on Earth bit.ly/YSrzvf

Happy day :)

Celebrating 2 years with Global_SMG today!! Love the work I do Mediavest|Spark USA

Enjoying the chilly cubs/sox game with av / mikey ⚖️ , thanks Laura Desmond and Global_SMG !

#JaneTheVirgin may be my favorite show right now

We know @Spark_SMG is a spectacular place to work. But being named to the Daily Herald's list of #BestPlacesToWork in #IL confirms it!

Yay for 500k! RT for a chance to WIN a $500 Benefit haul! #Benefit500kSweeps bit.ly/1IKMO95

The most implausible thing in soap operas is that nobody has the same first name. Any real town full of secrets would have, like, 14 Megans.

Audrey told James to tell Jace that Jason told Steve that James and Jace told Day that people are telling Meg that Becky told Liz stuff

No need to defensively crowd around the baggage carousel. No one's wants to steal your suitcase full of ugly clothes.

Thanks Chris! Cheers! x.com/cboothespark/s…

Sooo.. Mediavest|Spark USA just won Office of the Year. Couldn't be more proud! #oneawards #whoruntheworldspark

I don't need a dead dog to tell me my friends are out having fun without me. Snapchat tells me that every day. #SuperBowl

SpoCo when the cops arrive.. UIHawkeyeProbz Sports Column I'm so old I'm not sure if this is funny x.com/cnn/status/901…

2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex 2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator

the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.