Coors light is one hell of a drug

JAMES HARDEN 🔥 47 PTS 9 3PT 7 REB 7 AST This is his 9th game with 9+ 3PTS. Steph Curry (25) is the only player with more. x.com/houstonrockets…

uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

My future wife probably kissing her boyfriend rn under the mistletoe hahahahaha have fun boo

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None of the dildo's Santa gave me fit.

#BREAKING: The Colorado Rockies are sending stud third baseman Nolan Arenado to the Houston Astros for Carlos Correa, Jose Urquidy, and top prospects to be named. More to come... #MLB #Rockies #Astros

My future wife probably kissing her boyfriend right at midnight hahahahaha have fun boo

Hate spell check. Typed "miss you" to my ex-girlfriend and it changed it to "drunk as fuk pleez sitt on my weener, dad.”

George Kittle has gifted the family of a fallen soldier a trip to the Super Bowl. es.pn/2RqJlHR

😂 This might be the Shaqtin' a Fool of the season!

You’re the reason I fell in line with the NBA...RIP. #24FOREVER

i wonder if Barry from the Bee Movie ever hit 🤔

“Fuuk, I have to fight Jake Paul now” #UFC257

This just in: LeBron James thinks the NBA should consider an Arena change, via interview with Ballsack Sports