this like washing your clothes before taking them to the laundromat (follow her or else🔪)

S E S H til i mother fuckin rest

ReturnOfThePimp

once i get a Creepyyeha corset it’s over for you bitches

no cheating - what’s on your spotify recent searches?

why can’t i dm people w/o them thinking i’m hitting on them? i do NOT want your crusty ass tyvm.

pretty privilege? where my ugly privileges at huh?

lizzo has a rats off shirt too :’)

start anime. fall asleep 2 eps in. wake up to last ep. restart anime. repeat x 3

ive had it up to here

i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it. i dont need it.

guys if you love me you will NOT allow me to listen to new kpop. pls its for the best.

waiting until 10 am on the dot to turn my sub up bc im a great neighbor.

This the type of pizza that I picture kelso eating back home.

i would trust this man with my food, my alcohol (especially malort), the aux, & my life. alex was one of the greatest dudes ive ever met. he didnt deserve any of this. ily, imy, & i hope you rest easy king <3 i will try my hardest to complete this list for you. fuck cancer!!

pp3 coming soon

they got rid of circles but if you would like to see me in san diego this weekend pls dm me or i won’t go. xx

holy moly

finding out we have the same reactions irl was priceless 😂