the “I know das right” after all them fuck ups is crazy 😭

She really live in 2006 and it’s so funny to me 😂

TAYLOR SWIFT DID WHAT AT THE VMAS

she raised a fucken jaguar by accident what the fuck 😭

yeah i know what that jaw means, she is definitely having fun

When ya girl take u back u gotta start hanging with mature older adult couples >>>

Being lonely but not desperate is a rough combo. Because it’s like I really wish I had somebody romantic in my life but I also don’t want just anybody for the sake of having somebody. What’s it called when you’re tired of being alone but still waiting until it’s the right person?

sol Her - I'm gunna save it and raise it. The dog -

sol The jaguar - hey, you ok? The dog -

Delta SkyClub lounge changes are a result of y’all not being able to stfu on TikTok. Returning to office from WFH is a result of y’all not being able to stfu on TikTok. When are y’all going to learn?

"who fried this rice?" shrimp:

a whole generation of youth, just gone.

And she is supposed to be a human rights lawyer…

It’s getting harder n harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.

I need 48 hrs in New York followed by 48 hrs in Miami followed by 5 days in Italy.

I feel like I’m receiving the things I asked God for, but I didn’t realize how uncomfortable the change would make me. I’m starting to see it come together for me though, and I’m excited.

I love bold shit. You can throw hints all day I’ll ignore it til you speak up Lmao