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Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act.

I present to you the track of the summer.

Just a reminder, Christmas is exactly SIX (6) months from today! Yay! 🎅 🤶 🎄

Me, waiting to remind everyone about the weekend’s heat wave when they are complaining about being so cold in a few months... Stay hydrated, friends.

“Donald Trump is beneath me. He is a turd, covered in shit sauce.” - The late great Hannibal Lector

But if you *do* decide this is a great idea, I wholeheartedly urge you to save the bits & parts. No, they can’t put them back on (most of the time), but cadaver/human remains detection dog teams will happily accept and utilize your donations to train. Thanks for giving us a hand!

Somehow I missed yesterday was National PTSD Recognition Day. Unfortunately PTSD and CPTSD occur every day. So, here’s a reminder that if it’s not okay yet, then it’s not over. Every day is a new chance. Don’t give up, you beautiful disco ball.

Happy Gotcha Day, Hira-Bagheera. I love you, you little twerp. Hira Tells The Truth, CGC

She’s so silly.

I don’t know who needs to hear this today but it’s okay to rest, nap, cry, to say ‘not today’ or ‘nope, not again,’ ‘not ever,’ or ‘I quit.’ I wish you peace, comfort, rest and sleep, good food, warm (compliant and pottied) puppies, and so much more. Always know you are loved.

Someday the cops are gonna read my text messages and I’m gonna have to try to explain.

M. got a kazoo and in unrelated news she can’t find it for some reason…

Original thread: bsky.app/profile/iamrag…

Had to stop at 7/11 to get gas and saw these. Got a couple for M., but, anywhooo, found my new stripper name.

“But he was still hungry…” narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Happy holidays, y’all.