My doctor says I have 50 years left to live

This taco bell is waging war on my ass

Free game

Strained my testicle doing weighted kegals coach says Im benched for 2 weeks

My doctor told me its captivating how retarded I am

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I love you

Tantric buttershots

A spiritual entity entered my body last night

The desert was still, stars watching like ancestors. I sat awake in the night wind when a spirit of light appeared beside me. It said nothing, but its presence was calm. In its gaze, I felt no fear. Only peace, as if the earth itself had spoken.

Just casted a biblical locust plague upon my “Opps” eviscerating them until nothing remained but a whisper of ash where flesh once stood

Were bringing this back

White Boy STUNS Linguists By Speaking In Perfect Jungle

Pvc glue smells good as hell

Coach said I wasnt enough

Headed out to grab some milk