You have to be too cooked to look like a midget next to Messi

a woman with hair in her armpits loses all her attractiveness

If they call Ronaldo egocentric these days they would have killed themselves with the true egocentric version of Ronaldo

“Noodle Ronaldo was better”

he won 3 PL in a row, he won 1 UCL I think he knows what he's talking about you bald rat

This fan base when Vinicius does the same

Greatest character ever