Makes sense coming from a man named Slay

Not believing the OJ news until Goku reports on it

Sorry, at “a seafood chain restaurant that offers all you can eat shrimp”

Guy on Jeopardy told an anecdote about eating 75 shrimp at red lobster. My kind of guy

Seltzer is no longer having a bit of a moment, unfortunately

Whoever gave Vampire Weekend a fretless bass, I thank you for your service

She sees me more clearly than most

Absolutely gutted…just found out that Snoop Dogg is giving up smoke

My first day of writing marketing emails for both Finish Line and Grindr is going better than I ever could have hoped

Just searched “Maynard James Kel” to see if anyone had ever posted that only to find that I beat myself to the punch by 10 years

My eclipse review

Eek! Lips!

don't let the eclipse distract you from the fact that there's a Bar Rescue episode called '12 Beers a Slave'

Thank goodness the guy who played Mr. Belvedere never lived to see the Caitlin Clark era

Enjoy your wrestle ball tonight you cretins

You gotta love da Phillies

The Grantland staff, a couple of unfortunate exceptions aside, was an absurd collection of talent

My cats are unbelievable

When a hospital names a wing after you but it makes you look like a jackass because they also named a wing after your friend but he opted to be an anonymous donor

This earthquake is making me horny!!! Sorry we broke up