"Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal." Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man.

In retrospect, the game was over a week ago

Familiar feeling

Danielle will get what’s coming to her

Adam Peters watching the Commanders get tilted trying to stop the Eagles from converting a first and goal: What this team could use is Deebo Samuel

Congrats to this year’s Best Original Score, 40-22

I’m so sad that this forgotten starting linebacker who won the Super Bowl a few weeks ago has left the Eagles but happy that he’s found a new home with [Team Name]

I truly can’t think of a better book title than “Cake Eater: Getting High, Hitting Low: And Trying To Stay In The Middle: A Journey To Self Discovery”

Oh no!

Can they show this on network tv?

Uh, waiter? Yeah, I’ll have the Sublime with Rome, but please hold the Rome!

Me to the lotus

Just thought of a great idea for a onesie for my first child (coming later this summer)

What is sitting on your balls, Ken?

When I take a vow of celibacy this summer

Good job by the eagles nest to get the scoop on this real story only 25 minutes after it all happened

Steve Nash…born in Johannesburg!

I am the first to say “Ladies and gentlemen, this is Expedition no. 33”