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Today Jalen does not hurt

It is possible that AI—which supposedly uses too many em dashes—does so because it was trained, in part—without my consent—on my novels, which also use too many em dashes.

The reason AI chat bots use the em dash a lot is because AUTHORS use the em dash a lot and AI learned how to write by being fed works stolen from authors. Super fun for all of us.

This clip alone should have guaranteed her top 10 placement

E tu flo Pugh??

it’s called when Harry met sally and it’s like the most famous rom com of all time

Everyone saying Murray Hills not glamorous as if that isn’t the joke smh

It’s like no one remembers Dennis Rodman in Vegas between games smh

Philz and Slack down?? The SF Bay Area grinds to a a halt

Watched conclave last night, having tortellini en brodo for dinner tonight

she had a once in a lifetime opportunity to stir the pot. a generational crumb of gossip. she saw her chance and she took it

Incredible speech. Theatrical windows must be at least 3 months. #SaveYourCinema

This being the only Challengers reference the whole night smh

I want five films about One Direction stat!

Devil Wears Prada on TV first Monday in May… they know what they’re doing

Pope Leo XIV at the 2005 World Series. (h/t Chicago Sun-Times)

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Not me I love them all. Divergent maybe

Happy birthday to one of the most profound and devastating lyrical masterpieces of our time