The dress is blue...no, gold.

History will remember...

Get ready for a beautiful opening weekend. Lake Barcroft will sponsor TWO food trucks. Gourmet grilled cheese for lunch on Saturday at Beach 3, an with The Big Cheese and LOBSTER for Memorial Day dinner on Monday at Beach 4 with Red Hook Lobster DC

Settling an argument...

.US Open Tennis I beg you to retire that American Express commercial with the annoying violin that I have now heard so many times my ears are bleeding. #USOpen

Today we remember the real inventor of Festivus, Daniel L. O'Keefe, my dad. The pole was invented by my bro Dan for the Seinfeld episode. The feats of strength were inspired by my bros & me wrestling. But the grievances were real, many and deeply peculiar. Cheers, ya crackpot.

Amazing.

#Facebook’s algorithm rejected a photo of some onions 🧅 for being too sexy "We've sold more in the last three days than in the last five years," said the store owner, who notes the FB rejection on his website, they are also now listed under "sexy onions" bbc.com/news/54467384

So basically the market’s answer to everything is just Buy Tech

Don’t wait until June 8 to cast your ballot for the Democratic primaries. Vote early at any of the three locations during weekdays from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., as well as on select Saturdays. Hours and locations: bit.ly/3ehjNr1

U.S. FDA Human Foods Program U.S. FDA #Congratulations! #Great #article! Very interesting information on #food #allergens. #allergyawareness

My friend Mary Dixie Carter's debut novel THE PHOTOGRAPHER -- a captivating psychological thriller -- will be out soon! static.macmillan.com/static/minotau…

Today in 1978, you rode your bicycle barefoot like some kind of goddamn beast with no regard for foot pain.

Isn’t this data skewed since Sprout Social customers are more likely to post during weekdays? Pretty charts though. socialmediatoday.com/news/new-repor…

Thank you Brit + Co for including THE PHOTOGRAPHER here! 17 Beach Reads That Make The Perfect Summer Escape brit.co/best-beach-rea…

Whoa.

Coinbase marketing team right now

How is this not all over the news? Plant medicine for pain! Pain relief for fibromyalgia and post-surgical recovery—without the high. Grok 🇺🇸 Wahoo 🇺🇸 Kevin McKernan 🍓🍓🍓 Kevin Carrillo Governor Josh Shapiro Vindicated Chidi #CannabisCommunity neurosciencenews.com/cannabis-terpe…

Big energy today, 6-6! Follow your heart today and make a new beginning! ☮️✌️💕 #TGIF