If you could choose your country at birth, would you still pick the one you’re from? Be honest.

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Huyu ni Rais pale Roysambu anajiongelesha? Haha!

I still don't get the concept behind life , what are we here for exactly ?

kitu iliniambia nioge last week ilinisaidia sana🥶 Leo ni indoors

Msee mwenye ako na pesa ndio wasichana husimpia...

this country gives me a reason to wake up everyday 🇰🇪🇰🇪

Ile uchafu umekula kama hujui ni more than yenye unajua

long distance labda mbio ..

Hii ni Safaricom ama Airtel🤔?😂

Hata bila kuonyesha uso, Bandit Bandit you are still ugly.

Unemployed and single...hii combination Inaeza kupeleka sayun😂😂

"Babe I've network problems, we'll talk tomorrow" Network problems;

the other side of Twitter nikumoto🔥😂😂

Kuna dem ukiangalia tu hivi unajua tu huyu ananuka sigara😂

Ati "ni add kwa list ya gain train" na haujanifollow 🤦😂

sup labda ya omena😂

Nishaibeba mathe kukinyesha mathe akasonga mbele ndo akae poa, tukanyororoka, tukaanguka. Unadhani nlikua nimechekelea mathe aje walai.

nitakuchekesha but siezi lala na wewe📌

YOLO,📌