duck enjoying a sax solo (either that or she’s waiting patiently for her own solo)

I'll be so beautiful and funny again soon, I'm just fighting for my life right now. Calm down for me

Honestly June, you dey go nau.

“Abortionable amount weeks”

unrelated, the Nigerian flag really is devoid of any sauce or coolness

If you’re cuddled up, I hate you so much.

Again - Wande Coal Top 100 Afrobeats songs ever in my books.

I hate every single one of these videos

im a trust fund baby. my parents trusted me to go fund myself😭

they’re siblings ?! 🤯

ah, I dey interrupt die. pause, talk my shit & continue

“As a man in the UK” Fool!

Ok sooo I’m going to Paris for Act 3, it’s a no brainer at this point

One thing about me, I’ll live within my means.

You genuinely cannot accurately put into context how bad things are for a lot of Nigerians.

my feed split between Love Island and WWIII

national kissing day but the only thing i’ve been kissing is my teeth mtchewww

NIGGAS WILL BE IN PARIS, 2027! TRUST.