If you think I’m going to waste my entire Saturday watching 8 hours of random European football teams that I don’t even support then you’re absolutely right.

ENGLAND CLINCH WORLD CUP GLORY! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧🏆 Luke Humphries and Michael Smith have made history here in Frankfurt! The top seeds produce an outstanding display to defeat a spirited Austria 10-6 at the Eissporthalle! 📺 bit.ly/24WCODLive #WorldCupofDarts | Final

Not exaggerating when I say Mainoo has had one of the best halves of International football from any player I’ve seen in my lifetime.

Kyle walker is a league 2 right back with pace

🚨🔴 Leny Yoro to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place after first part of medical completed. More tests to follow then he’s ready to sign five year deal valid until June 2029. Lille and Man United have all documents set for deal worth €50m plus several add-ons.

🔴 This is home. Bienvenue a Manchester United, @Leny_Yoro! 🙌 #MUFC

➡️ FRIDAY: Our new league season begins. A new manager. A new look team. We can't wait! 🍻 Bar open 6.30pm 🍔 Hot food available 🎟 £3 entry. All gate money being donated to Herefordshire Headway ❤ We'll be remembering our beloved Jill Boyle We'd love your support. #OneTown

🚨⚽️ New club name. New club crest. New manager. New look team. The new season is here! #OneTown

Here's how our First Team line up tonight. #OneTown

Are there any potential goalkeeper coaches looking to work with a first team at step 7 in Herefordshire? Please get in touch if available for Saturday's and occasional evening's 👍🏻

🚀 We have lift off! First win of the season thanks to goals from Kieran Loveridge, the returning Tom Boyle, and two from rising star Lewis Tolley. #OneTown

Delighted with the lads performance today. Applied themselves all match, sticking to the game plan and putting a great shift in! 👏🏻

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United are set to pay €10m exit clause for Rúben Amorim to become new manager, here we go! Sporting confirm formal communication received from #MUFC for Amorim to be appointed. Amorim has already said yes to Man Utd proposal and project.

The greatest rushing QB in NFL history❗

Surely it can’t get worse than Majborough and Con Hill yesterday can it: Ballyburn and Jonbon:

Nice one JonBon.

Time to use this Meme

Kobbie Mainoo has so many big game moments wtf 😭

If you do one thing today, make sure you watch this.