🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

Klopp and Ralph taking jobs in the premier league then complaining about every single aspect of English football

Don’t try to compare Ronaldo, Messi and Antoine Semenyo, just enjoy them while they’re here

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I’m an influencer now I won’t be told different

In 15 days time the government are raising taxes on workers by £33 billion a year & on the exact same day giving themselves a £2,000 pay rise. Tax rises for you Pay rises for MPs

How sad to hear that D-Day veteran Harry Billinge has died at the age of 96. He gave one of the most moving and memorable interviews about friends he lost in battle & heroism. May he finally rest in peace.

Crazy interior on an 06 plate passat

He’s watched those cringey videos of dads recording their sons supposedly seeing a football ground for the first time and copied the kids for the cameras 😭

This is an eye opener

Jamie O’hara talking so arrogantly about boxing whilst saying Joshua isn’t good enough to “play” at the top level 🤦‍♂️

Charles has now appointed Prince Andrew to step in for him first if he is ill or out of the country. That's right, the same Prince Andrew who was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein and used £12 million of our money to settle a sexual assault case.

Dunno what’s more annoying, the utter shit that constantly comes out of Tyson Fury’s mouth or that 12 year old girl filter he uses for his videos whilst saying it

All the really edgy people letting everyone know how much they hate New Year again, they’ve been planning these tweets for weeks

AEK-BOCO FC May as well fold if you struggle getting a team out and save the hassle 😂 Game off as the pitch is “waterlogged” 🤡 Shirehampton FC 🔴☠️ AEK-BOCO FC

#findfinnimore Dan Finnimore

good alternative to this is to have 10 beers and talk to your friends about other times you had 10 beers

Gonna be a long few months of amateur clubs announcing “signings” when it’s started this early 😭

What a better world it would be if people that rape children were hung rather than given interviews to attempt to bring them sympathy and celebrity status, really shouldn’t be a difficult decision

That’s my best mate 🙌