That USA Ryder cup team is abit shite

Why do toasters go up to 9? Who has ever cooked there toast for that long

Service stations aren’t real. See some absolute creatures

Saw some random fella at the match wearing a Wedj cap last night was a cool feeling

Was a good job I was there today

Brutal this jet lag

We’re the only club in the world that people expect us to win EVERYTHING. Give the bald man time. Next season watch us do the champions league easy. Top 4 and a trophy a good season with a brand new team this year. CALM DOWN.

Got a parking ticket at the hospital today

Success is not an accident 🟡🔵

Panic over

Smarties r fucking sick

🆕 Michael Laffey, 19, on day release from HMP Manchester after being jailed for dangerous driving, is named on the bench for tonight's match against Crystal Palace.

Messi tiger Rafa ronnie KEV

Lesson learnt. Don’t do your fantasy subs before international break 🙂

I miss Bobby firmino I hope he’s doing well

Kissing the badge on loan can only end in tears 😂

F1 could be the most boring thing in the world

I thought I would 100% hate ekitike when I seen him with a labubu getting off the plane to sign for LFC. I think he might be my favourite football player ever Heki love u mate!

Let’s just wait until I’m cool see how we all feel then

Gmail is wild