been having a rough few weeks and had my breaking point today when I was driving home and saw someone litter out of their car and once I finally got it together I saw a cat waiting alone at a bus stop and I’ve been crying again for an hour now. Somebody help.

please respect my privacy during this very difficult time

me: *packing and can’t find my Sponge Bob pouches* I’m sure I’ll find them in the morning also me: *lying in bed wide awake for hours* god I hope they’re safe

my team took me out for lunch for my first day at my new job! Off to a great start!!!

I can’t believe y’all really let me walk around with my eyebrows like that 6 years ago. I’m so mad at all of you

how am I doing you ask?? Just LOOK at my full denim outfit, what do you think???

“you look like you’ve been crying” me: “I was, thank you for noticing”

saw an instagram story of Kendall Jenner going for a run and briefly considered getting into running. This quarentine is making me absolutely insane

“the outfit I wear out grocery shopping during quarantine does not define me” I whisper to myself in my groutfit

me: I’m going to come out of this quarantine more beautiful than ever also me: *changes absolutely nothing about my routine*

plz stay home, I miss going to the grocery store with my dad

I will give a book a scathing 1 star rating on goodreads but I will not under any circumstances write a review explaining my reasoning

I don’t know how or why I ended up on some of y’all’s close friends lists on Instagram but thank you it’s an honor

the people who live above us just discovered the Olivia Rodrigo album. Happy to be on this journey of nonstop listening with them

okay I may have bought 4 pairs of shoes today but one pair is for a wedding I’m in, one pair was on sale, and one pair is to wear to work so it’s really like I only bought one...please don’t speak to me I’m filled with shame

Yes, my friend. This Rock devours cookies. All kinds of cookies 😈🍪 I’ll introduce you to #CheatMeals and it’ll change your life. Tell Cookie Monster to move it over, cuz I’m coming to Sesame Street to kick ass and eat cookies. And I’m almost all outta cookies. ~ Rock 🐂

how can a dentist not be accepting new patients? What my cavities aren’t good enough for you?? You don’t want my money???