"TED: I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent of not having any talent and making money out of it." Jess Lennon #speakofthedevil

"Rob Hodgetts: Sergio on Tiger: "We don't like each other." Sheldon Campbell expect some fireworks at TPC sawgrass tonight! #teamtiger

"Rob Hodgetts: Sergio on Tiger: "We don't like each other." Mike Strachan expect some fireworks at TPC sawgrass tonight! #teamtiger

"k: Automatic weapons? You mean my fists?" @jarrydphillips1 #fighterphil

"Funny Tweets: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te" Jean Loock #chemistrypickuplines

"UberFacts:You have a 40% chance of dying within the next 3 years if you sit for more than 11 hours a day" Jess Lennon Benjamin de Villiers Olly Mathew

"Funny Tweets: Raise your hand if you don't like The Walking Dead. Then use that hand to slap yourself in the face" David Nell

"@sickipediabot: Brazils new stadium looks good, I expected the pitch to just be a strip of turf on the edge of the box"David Nell #brazilians

"TED: Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm feeling a connection" definately one for #pickuplinethemenight Michael Andrew Olly Mathew.Jess Lennon

"TED: Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm feeling a connection" definately one for #pickuplinethemenight Sheldon Campbell Benjamin de Villiers

"@jarrydphillips1:Olly Mathew u call my lunge in joe's a whale? U def win the award for hunt the grunt #bluewhale" letting #teamPR down Ol?

"Premier League: Arsenal finished on top of the 2012/13 #BPL Fair Play League" Stefan Rossler #desperatetimes #kiffclub #twakpraat

"UberFacts: This guy could drink 119 beers in six hours: bit.ly/11kxLdtSp" Jess Lennon @jarrydphillips1 Olly Mathew #tank #D4R

"Earth Pics:The Bermuda Triangle, also known as the Devil's Triangle. pic.x.com/ticA88HAi7" Olly Mathew Benjamin de Villiers Michael Andrew Sheldon Campbell

"Wildest Facts ™: People with bad eyesight tend to have higher IQ's." Michael Andrew Benjamin de Villiers #noexcuses

"UberFacts: Drinking chocolate milk has been proven to help relieve muscle soreness after a workout." Stefan Rossler #steristumpiesfordays

"UberFacts: The eldest children in families tend to develop higher IQs than their siblings." Jordyn Cloete

"Not Will Ferrell: Little girl: "Daddy Daddy why is Justin Bieber so pale?" Dad: "Because hunny there's no sun in the closet."" Sarah Odendaal

"Not Will Ferrell: Hey baby, come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook" Sheldon Campbell #AdrianvanOyen

"UberFacts: A study has found that the first two years of college are basically useless." warwick watt #noworries #we'llfocusnextyear