Is it possible to sue the PM for emotional distress?? SERIOUS QUESTION

Im so tired

Ngl I had to stop with Duolingo after my 30 day streak because I didn’t like the tone it was taking with me

I need uniqlos nylon utility shorts

Feels good to know that I put work in and feel really peaceful despite chaos

I miss cooking for my friends

I am SO delirious

PLEASE SHARE ‼️ Earlier today I lost a sentimental gold bracelet in the Stoke Newington area. I was at Tower Theatre on Northwold Road and I parked at the other end of Alkham Road. Please if anyone finds it contact me. It was my late mum’s and I don’t have her, just her things

This is the message everyone should be taking home from today’s despicable announcement.

The number of people of working age with a health condition or a disability is going up.

And not because they’ve all suddenly become work-shy scroungers🙄

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Im fuming.

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩really had to think

He’s insulting all of us

Maybe if I start rewarding my punctuality with choco Leibniz I will stop being tardy

Thinking about how man men have cried over me and feeling nostalgic

WHO came up with “Scatterbrain Jane” WHOO is the poor Jane whose brain was so scattered they had to dub her that? Do u reckon they called her that behind her back and it started to catch on and now people call themselves scatterbrain Janes because they’re silly and forgetful ??

I have NEVER received my Evri package first time