Ama Ruto ni wazimu!

3. What if birds are not singing but actually crying for fear of heights?

I heard some tragic news of a final year student beating up her project supervisor to comma but I understand.

Nimepigwa X-ray and my heart is still under my ribcage. Fortunately, no one has stolen it.

My books probably wondering, why the sudden attention.

Na Msiogope kulea watoto wenu vijana. Dont run away and leave your child behind with an innocent girl simply because you think you're not ready. Sasa unawacha msichana na mimba alafu? Ati you're not ready. Who is? And btw kids are not that expensive like it is exagerrated here.

The only support we can give Beatrice Elachi is by finishing all the food they'll cook at her son's funeral

From "who gave you my number" to "why you doin this to me"

Ukitaka kujua dem anataka kukuekelea mimba ni tabia gani huwa unaangalia?

When I'm finally old and lying on my hospital bed, I'll go like "I left 100 million in the..." Then die.

To all the police who opened fire and killed people during the 25th June 2024, how do you feel waking up everyday knowing that there's a mother who cries daily and never sleeps thinking about her son you killed?

From sina mia to sina thao, progress if you ask me.

My thousands every month? Boutta start hitting this landlord with "na unatumia pesa vibaya"

Chelsea serving as a perfect reminder that anyone is capable of anything so long as they believe and confident of their own self.

The country has no money and we're slowly reverting back to barter trade, not so cool but I low-key love it. "Niko na unga nani ako na audi?"

The country has no money and now we're slowly reverting back to barter trade, not so cool but I low-key love it. "Niko na unga nani ako na audi?"