A lot of these people on #VirginIsland need therapy and not a "surrogate partner". - Zak doesn't need either. He needs prison. - Emma should be a model. What a gorgeous girl. I'm so sad she doesn't know - Ben and Charlotte are possibly autistic - Jason just needs a new haircut

Not really funny is it

it doesn’t seem like he is tbh

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name and she just said “two of everything darling” iconic

His wife needed physical therapy

The sex probably only felt euphoric because you were starved in every other aspect of the relationship, hope this helps

her biggest enemy being behind her…

When men say ‘it’s just a preference’, remember this. They didn’t quietly scroll past her. They grouped up, edited her photo and tried to humiliate her. Not because she was unattractive, but because mocking her gave them a sense of control. That’s not ‘preference’. It’s

elon musk turned on his vibrator

to this day this is one of the funniest tweets ever 😭

my jaw is on the floor

they look like a couple that met online while one of them was in prison

emily may On top of the fact that the women surviving the Titanic at a higher rate than men is a anomaly because men have always survived more in every other maritime disaster.

it’s not a bush when guys have it. it’s some other evil thing that i don’t even wanna think about

this was worse than them actually murdering people

Sabrina Carpenter graces the cover of Rolling Stone.

sabrina carpenter has looney tune sexuality and everyone’s acting like she’s bonnie blue

cigarettes taste disgusting & are a horrible habit to have but i’ll be damned if i ever try to deny their innate eroticism…. they’re sexy on the right person… yet vape’s have the complete opposite effect, an immediate turn off…. so inherently not sexy…. embarrassing, even…

told some friends i was down to hang out thursday and now the word escape room is getting thrown around