Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.

FRIEND: You sure do tweet about depression a lot ME: Yep. You know what I'd tweet about if I were a fisherman? FRIEND: Fish? ME: Depression

I'm finally beginning to see Squidward's point of view tbh

According to highly placed sources Kejriwal is circulating ₹2000 notes with "Modi bewafa hai". Is it true?

nyc road dea

Met beggar whose card machine wasn't working so installed Paytm on his iPhone 7. Used promo BHAGWANKENAAMPEDEDE & got 50% cashback. Jai Hind

If you feel all policies should be by popular opinion try imagining a world where planes are designed by majority vote & cars by showofhand.

Pray for the doctors. Amma too. x.com/ANI_news/statu…

WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS

maxie YOU

Worry not. Modi will always be the Times Now person of the year.

I'm going to let out a secret for the mobs. Doctors work best under a threat to their lives. So you know. *wink wink*

maxie WHO KNOCKED OVER MY CAT

maxie I SHOULDVE KNOWN

When paneerselvam was young, he was balak paneer

Consider this a 24 hr unfollow notice to accounts who do not post cat/dog/panda memes.

Last month this day Castro was around, Jayalalitha was alive, Currency was fine, Hillary was readying to party. One month is a long time!

I'm just gonna leave this here...2016.