I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called linkedout

Merry Christmas Muthafukas‼️

DOORDASH DRIVER STEALS THE ORDER BUT IN A SMART WAY 💀😂🤦🏽‍♂️

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people and now they’re concerned for my mental health 😭

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a lil while to start singing

Some Twitter users don't even tweet, they just retweet, laugh, and have fun.

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

🚨The amount of interviews the Manchester United manager has to do is honestly insane. In just over ONE year at United, Ruben Amorim has done 491 interviews across Sky Sports, TNT, MUTV and press conferences. Let that sink in. That’s beyond crazy. It’s way too much exposure

Very Fun Fact: the last time Denmark sold an island to the US was in 1917. That island was Little Saint James, more commonly known today as “Epstein Island.”

Don’t ever compare van Djik to Ferdinand or Vidic. Ever.

Shoutout this guy who made a smart financial decision by winning silver instead of gold

Some gestures speak across generations. Dignity never goes out of style.

nigga you was his competition

Thankfully, Epstein had Gmail. If he used Outlook we wouldn't have found any of these

Do you know how dark the Epstein files must be for them to try and distract you with aliens???😭😭😭😭😭

It's funny how a person can go hours without texting back, but when you meet them irl they check their phone every minute.

Millennials who owe $200,000 in college debt, $300,000 on a home, $25,000 in auto loans and $5,000 in credit card fees being told their degree will be obsolete in 6 months because of AI

Be a man - Get deadly sick - Refuse to go doctor - Say no problem - Let your body fighting with the virus - If you lose it was natural selection

Paedo elites to Prince Andrew:

All these Wars all because dirty old men get caught on camera raping little children.