unfortunately none of your tweets will be as funny as when trump inevitably insinuates he's more manly for surviving a gunshot

when the flirting gets to the point where theyre asking to see you in person

how it feels to join a fandom early and then watch it burst into flames when the most annoying people join it and make it the worst place in the world

Omo you de pander die

I have protested in Africa and in Europe!!! Where the fuck have you protested you fool

Real niggas know this wasn’t prime Disney this was actually the fall off

Never had to be convinced that dark skinned women was fine.

how it feels when the whole group chats arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

accidentally made a suicide joke in front of ppl who’ve never been suicidal before

Yes, please. Need that feature like crack.

END MEN WHO MARRY CHILDREN!! END MEN WHO MARRY CHILDREN!! END MEN WHO MARRY CHILDREN!! END MEN WHO MARRY CHILDREN!! END MEN WHO MARRY CHILDREN!! END MEN WHO MARRY CHILDREN!!

someone said an Indian movie was ass and I started thinking to myself. which indian movie isnt?

I find it problematic that you are this angry towards someone who did nothing to you ,you need help .

When she wanna see you everyday but you only got 4 pair of jeans

10/10 midfielder will never be better than a 10/10 forward

Sleeping with over 200+ women is not something to brag about, you’re a dog.

Pushing 30, no UCL, no BDR

TENSKIIIII!!!

1998.