Ugh damn I'm in the 9th round of life and I keep getting slapped down and it's disconnecting my brain wires. When am I allowed to enjoy life? I work at work, I work at class, I work at home endlessly. I just want to be a Storm Trooper for a day and be happy.

What???

I got an idea for a comedy stage show but it's mechanics/technicians only. And everybody tells their favorite story about working on vehicles.

If "Hold my beer" had an actual definition to it well this is it.

Look at these cornballs. Funny thing is I think I have that same damn shirt Dale has.

Apparently if you listen to the Metal Gear Solid 1&2 main theme songs you can fold your laundry much faster.

I think tonight's the night. Adios amigos.

I gotta stop waking up.

I present to everyone, the Keep the Water in the Radiator Coldinator

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What the fuck happened to computers man we used to be able to just simply click a file and drop into a folder. NOW I NEED LIKE 14 FUCKIN PROGRAMS JUST TO COPY AND PASTE SHIT FUCK YOU

I have enough cologne to last me through the war now. Does this penetrate stuff work?

Omg I want one of these so bad 😂😭

Kojima is decades ahead of everyone and you don't even realize it yet. youtu.be/eKl6WjfDqYA?si…

I hope Keanu Reeves is doing okay. Oh hey a bee just landed on my toe to say hello so I'll take that as a sign.

I accidentally got WD-40 on my phone screen and now I can scroll faster. This shit does everything.

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