who's up for another Italian Job? 🇮🇹 the chase is on 🤙

“Sir, Pole Assassin’s monkey bit a kid.”

I’m old enough to remember the GOP clutching their pearls that impeaching a president who played quid pro quo with human lives was “overthrowing an election and removing a duly elected president,” but evidently bringing a bullhorn to get them to listen about dead kids was too far

Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys:

Brett Favre told Congress today he didn’t recall whether he knew the $1.1 million he was paid came from public funds. Here is a text he sent in 2017, according to court records:

That is the worst overturn I think I’ve ever seen. Are we kidding?

Bro the tariffs are good. Yes it will make inflation worse. Yes that means the fed won’t lower rates. Yes that means interest payments on our debt will balloon. But once Bill Cletus in Oklahoma learns how to build GPUs and we discover rare earth metals in America, the economy is

“Billy, this is ESPN+. ESPN created an app that allows sports fans to watch games that aren’t broadcasted on the traditional ESPN channels. It’s great for things like mid major basketball or college baseball. The downside is that it is the worst app on planet earth.”

Truly beautiful flop by Elijah Hawkins. Textbook

Hawkins literally initiated a hand check and drew a foul with no body. Absolute bullshit,

Futures market is crashing and this is what dear leader is doing

“There is no follow through.” Yes, because he clocked the center of the skull.

Nancy Reagan on the MGM Lot: