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There’s an XKCD for this

It's almost as if "turbo cancer" was a completely invented lie by anti vaccine grifters to scare you off vaccines

The shingles vaccine was found to lower the risk of heart disease, dementia and death. According to the new study, adults 50 and older who get the shingles vaccine have a 50% lower risk of dementia. upi.com/Health_News/20…

One time my friend’s dad, who I was meeting for the first time, asked me how my flight was and I told him it was a long journey on which I experienced the full range of human emotions, and he scoffed and said “I doubt that. I doubt you experienced jouissance, for example”

'As Clinical Diretor, you are sometimes Oliver and at other times the orphanage manager,' explained Prof Nóirín Russell, Clinical Director of CervicalCheck National Screening Service, at the IHCA Annual Conference, but also the translator of the vision for the service you lead.#IHCA2025

Goodbye red wine & venison.. 😢

This is smart, intelligent, wise, savvy, astute, shrewd, clever, sharp, brilliant.

Laughed hysterically at my own joke today, while my students sat in complete silence

Teaching won't make you rich or famous. But every so often you hear, "I disliked this course less than I thought I would" and it makes everything worthwhile

Works of art Ireland obtained independence in 1921 but did not get its own coins until 1928 after a lengthy process While many national coins sought to portray national strength, like America’s Eagles, or authority and subjectude, like Britain’s sovereign, at the first

Thanks Taras Grosh, MD🇺🇦🇦🇫🏳️‍🌈 & PennRAAPM for teaming up with us to put this together! “It may be time for emergency physicians to consider incorporating the ITP block, rather than the ESPB, when seeking to manage visceral abdominal pain.” Full article in AJEM ⬇️ sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

The word for “quark” comes fro James Joyce’s “Finnegan’s Wake” - “three quarks for muster Mark”

💥Compared with the control group, topical administration of dexmedetomidine, when combined with lidocaine, significantly enhances the reduction in both the incidence and intensity of cough reflex during extubation w/o increasing bradycardia. buff.ly/A8Od3EB

New advanced FND online course incoming! Functional Neurological Disorder Society

This is what i tell registrars about IV cannulas that a kid already has in & will be doing the heavy lifting during a case

My name is Inigo Montoya, you failed to respond to my little hand wave while driving with your own little hand wave, prepare to die

Uachtarán na hÉireann 💚

This was one my best; we’re carving Irish Halloween ghost turnips today, in homage to the ur-turnip from 1943 from Ballyfin, Co Donegal, in National Museum of Ireland National Museum of Ireland #Halloween #Samhain #OicheShamhna