See if you can work out what period of time my flight was. #aviophobia

Summer is here once more and my hatred of the beach has not waned over the winter. #whyamihere #allergictothesun

If Port Augusta is on your agenda today, best put it out of your mind. #47degreescelsius

Jimmy Kimmel So excited about watching the series finale of 'The United States' tonight

Ugh!! Freedom fighters?!? Are you kidding me? This is so infuriating to watch.

Welcome to adulthood: where you experience anxiety at the laundromat over whether there’s going to be a free dryer for you when the washer is finished with your massive doona.

My special talent is racing to the front door to glare disapprovingly toward anybody making too much noise out there.

So, IKEA Adelaide cut down about 50 mature trees to put up these solar panels. Great for the environment and I’ll bet the birds really fucking appreciate it. Cheers idiots.

From where you’d rather be. #southpacific

The good old Aussie all-terrain shoe. Not always the best choice for rock climbing.

If I could turn back time........

Celebrating 20 years of married awesomeness with this guy today. #bestlife #winning Scott White

Can not believe this little guy is 10 today. He’s an absolute little legend and the light of our lives. Happy birthday, dude.

Been waiting 20 minutes to go out the back. Can’t bear to disturb this guy at my back door. #animallover #basking