lmao

Mikey Ma Cap Drink KEYED Energy (if it exists, we're not actually sure if it does or if it's some kind of elaborate prank)

Big Pharma buried this Soviet performance enhancer: Rhodiola Rosea. Issued to KGB agents. Reserved for Olympic champions. Classified as military-grade. Here’s what makes it so powerful—and how to access it yourself🧵:

The drink just got 10mg more racist.

Imagine the smell.

Picking up a case of KEYED Energy and having a LAN party with the boys. 20 straight hours of Ethnicity Guesser.

Let me tell you the dark secret of hiring illegals. It's not about saving money. In fact, I hire them through a temp agency - meaning that I pay 2x per hour more than a regular full-time employee. That's right, every hour I pay the employee AND the temp agency. I'm paying the

Daniella ⍼ ❌KEYED lmao

Interesting watch…

"We had a war in Vietnam?"