My 6yo said he doesn’t want a birthday party next year. He just wants his friends to come to our house, drop off some presents and leave. I think he’s completed his metamorphosis into an introvert.

My 6yo told me that I couldn’t go past him into the living room unless I told him the secret code which he said was a bathroom word. So I said “a bathroom word” and he didn’t let me in.

Netflix: Are you still watching Peppa Pig? Me: Yes, unfortunately I am.

Being a parent has taught me so many wonderful things. I’ve learned how to provide endless love for my children, how to support their growing needs and how to clean crayon markings off the couch.

Kids don’t need fancy toys and gadgets. All they need is a giant cardboard box and their imagination.

My toddler has just learned how to say her brother’s name. So now she keeps repeating his name over and over, which is driving him absolutely crazy. I have to admit that I’m kinda enjoying it though. Better him than me!

My toddler is such a quick learner. She’s started telling herself to sit down on her chair instead of me needing to tell her. Now I just need her to learn to actually sit on the chair instead of standing on it.

Toddlers have this magical ability to turn tissues into confetti

My toddler looked sad, so I started dancing in front of her to try cheer her up. She looked at me and shook her head. That’s a no.

My toddler has learned so many new words, but her favourite is still “NO!”

My 6yo comes home at the end of the day feeling tired, hungry and grumpy. Same.

Business idea: a subscription service that sends your kid a new water bottle every month because it will inevitably get lost at school again.

You might hear a lot of yelling, arguing, crying and laughter, but it’s just my kids doing some colouring together

“Why do you have so many acorns inside the house?” is the exact type of question that someone without kids would ask

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my 6yo was drawing of me