would love to go more than just a couple days without humans further fueling/justifying my already-very deep trust issues lmao

had a dream last night where I abruptly wound up with a buzzcut for no apparent reason and thank god that was just a dream lmao

family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc.

it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!

you tell em, buddy! proud of you for speaking your mind. how was kindergarten today

Just booked a 5-day solo glamping trip in the middle of nowhere in the forest to get far away from civilization/humanity for a hot minute this summer

i hate when she pretends to be shocked

love that what used to be one of the best news outlets in the world is now being run by petty, vindictive children

people have been saying “music was just better when i was young” for as long as there’s been music and they’re still failing to realise the pattern

my black nubuck boots smeared their dye all over my BELOVED tan suede boots in my suitcase and if my suede cleaner doesn’t get the GIANT stains out I am going to absolutely lose it

put these on every single thing Democrats deliver for the people I am so, so goddamn serious

A nice lil afternoon wandering NYC 🤩

Can’t wait to share what we’ve been cookin’ up…

adults always say “the kids will save us” until the kids actually try to do that.

Particularly not when they’ve proven they are incapable of reporting on him in a substantive and fair manner

Have you considered that maybe he saw some gay shit in the audience

I’ve seen more well dressed men in NYC in the last 24 hours than I’ve seen in DC in the last 2 years

New York City I am in you

girl we know