Me: whew, can’t wait to forget about that period of time and move on with my life iphone featured photos: you will forget nothing

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY our new song is out today thank you for listening

The most unrelatable phrase in the English language is “starter home.” What the fuck are you talking about

Rough week for the Hubble Telescope

I just had Covid and want to share this tip: don’t rush back to your old life once you start to feel better. Instead, make sure to slowly and carefully start a whole new life

Really horrifying what's happening right now on twitter: people are being nice

Love him or hate him, you have to give Elon credit for waking up every day and being so annoying

One reason I think those AI portrait things are popular is because everyone is barely hanging on

There’s honestly nothing better than being with family for 15, max 20 minutes

You gotta respect Facebook's arc. Started as a place to rate people's hotness, then helped the country slide into fascism in 2016, and is now a website to buy used furniture

Your friend who does a bunch of coke and has a “business idea”

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

I don't know who needs to hear this but the things that feel like really big problems in your life right now are gonna feel small in the future. Or they’re gonna become even bigger problems. No way to know

I’m up at 5 am, knocking things off my to do list before half of you are even awake. Get on my level

It’s been 1 year since this tweet and nobody calls it ‘x’ except for the weirdest little freaks you know

Sometimes I’m not in the best mood, but does that stop me from giving it my all at work? Yes. But do I always bounce back the next day? No, sometimes it takes a week or so