full after one plate

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500

Me calling my parents for a ride home after basketball practice in 7th grade

“your 20s are for—“ enough my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 6th grade and realizing that actually 12 year old me was kinda onto something

62 degrees outside.

This guy gets it

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.

“So we take these DoorDash loans, combine them, and create a whole new instrument where investors can bet on whether borrowers will pay off their Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme within 12 months”

"so you financed a $5.29 McChicken on DoorDash but still remain bullish on the economy?"

No job should be able to look thru my social media to say I’m unprofessional ever again.

Chalkboard 5/23/25 Around the Horn

the children yearn for the decommodification of housing

I honestly hate that we’ve normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant

This was really one of them ones

It was muggy, but the 1st Islander 5K run/walk/stroll was a success! Thanks to all who participated, including Islander Paul Scmidt, who came in last, but finished with a flourish and stuck the landing on his cartwheel!

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota. Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who

it really is hard to contextualize the hubris it’s taken for americans to develop this insane relationship with medicine. for all of human history you were essentially flipping a coin on wether or not you’d see your kid turn 10