I reckon Greg at Galliford-try owes me at least a flaggon of scrumpty after that victory #housebuilderoftheyear

Barnsley on a wet Thursday is as pretty as tilbury in bloom, the natives are friendlier mind #eyoopmeoldflower.

We're Manure and we do what we want #let4inatoldtraffordlol.

Well done Mr. Redfern and all those raising money today at the marathon.

Want to send a get well card to Clintons, anyone got the address @oopstheregoesanotherone

Galliford has thrown down the reservations gauntlet - can Barratts respond tomorrow? Hmm.

RIP Donna, you made me feel the love.

Look kids I'm on Facebook; shorted it at $22.75. Big Zuc has unfriended me!

Ironic? Terry can't use the word black but can use fucking cunt and yet the media can only use the word black, but not fucking cunt.

SW trains told to allow bikes on board during Olympics. Why bother, you'll get there quicker pedalling.

Great, just been asked how to get to the Waterloo-City line by a dude all dressed in his new Olympic steward kit! First day I hope.

@billycammack cheeky f**ker, it is a mufty day!

@billycammack Louise Cashman seriously spoilt (until he opens my empty birthday box!!).

On my way to a full 10stamps card - at Café-Kondit. Röck

Very excited, off to view the Paul Klee exhibition at Tate Modern today.

Keller back on the good foot as old JB would say.

Lumping on the draw tonight @ 11-5. Only to give me some vague interest.

Glad to see TfL doing their bit for the homeless by running the Circle Line 24 hours!

Thank you SW Trains for getting the weekend off to a cracking start #thewankers

Bus to Waterloo, slumming it but no chance of missing stop 1337 too manyfromlunchtime