I can already talk to animals. I have a dog, I do it all the time

PSA: please never look down on someone for wearing a concert T-shirt, aside from special circumstances such as most funeral services.
Why: those shirts are one of the few ways artists have left to actually earn some money.

I have poor auditory comprehension overall and at one point I was literally only going to see foreign movies for this reason. It's so nice when everyone is speaking Czech or something because you can understand everything they're saying!

I swear to God, every time I bring up Taylor Swift it's for a specific totally relevant reason that isn't even really about her but you're never gonna know what that reason is if you keep just rolling your eyes and saying 'oh my GOD dad, not AGAIN' and walking out...

People this is why you don't take the job at Joja Corp.

Open poll: what is the and I mean **THE** second dumbest proposed solution you have ever seen for some problem? Like way too dumb to actually try.

NOTE: I had forgotten that 'X' is what some people call this site (?). I meant 'insert variable here'!