First day at the reception: They said somebody is calling me. But I didn't see anyone.

The CV I sent to get this job: I like to work. In the office, I am your vanguard. It's my goal to keep disruptive elements at bay. I am the king of my own domain.

Finally found the phone #WriteAHappyStoryIn4Words

My boss came and asked me to dry the dishes. So I went to the bathroom and used the hand dryer there... man, it took so long!

That's what I keep saying when I pick up the phone at my desk x.com/GhostbustersNe…

Since I memorized the whole calendar of my boss, I know that tomorrow is Friday. #WednesdayWisdom

Today my team said they will take me somewhere during lunchtime. ...why would they say to me so openly like this that they want to kidnap me?

Um, I noticed a mistake - back then tomorrow was Thursday. So you see, my tweets got this timeless value...

Tomorrow is Friday. That's the day during which everyone is looking toward weekend. But I am clever - I am looking toward Friday instead. One step ahead of others.

How many receptionists it takes to greet a visitor properly? Five. Four would pretend they have something urgent to do while the last loser will have to do the real work.

What do receptionists do when they lost your package? They would give you keys to the storage room to go find it yourself

I noticed the cleaners of our windows would always do only the outer side of them, yet they cost such money. So when I was doing the interior I paid myself from our budget the same amount they are getting.

My boss wanted me to order a pizza. And I did. The taste was really great! ...but why would people be angry with you seemingly for no reason? When you do as you are told?!

I was told we have to update our company dress code and I should come up with a few ideas. So I created 3 commandments for us: 1. Don't wear it if you don't feel comfortable 2. You can wear casual, but don't be casual about the work 3. Anything is allowed, as long as I like it

Since I am such a good receptionist, they said I will also be our fire warden from now on. So now I am thinking of our escape route in case of fire. Well, I will probably call Uber to come get us if that happens! We would just need to wait 5-15 minutes. It's relatively fast.

My boss said I am too naive and that she might fire me soon. Something like that could never happen!

It didn't happen. She made a New Year's resolution she will make a proper employee out of me. But I, too, am doing my part - I called a veterinary physician to come take look at the fish I hurt by constantly throwing phone into the aquarium! x.com/Kevin_Receptio…