Remember when Edwin Moses was a sweet hurdling bastard? Motherfucker won 122 races in a row jumping over shit while looking like a founding member of Earth, Wind & Fire. We were witnesses.

Brioche burger buns are last!

When you rock up at Heaton Park wearing Puma

We need an emergency bank holiday.

The judge at the Old Bailey, however, will give them 3 months in Belmarsh

Some interesting choices here, but no surprise to Loveless at #1 pitchfork.com/features/lists…

Antisemitic cranks are spoilt for choice now

Fuck me, they’re milking this! Just play the bleeding game! #CHEPSG

Stick a quick tenner on Cole Palmer for the Ballon D’Or

Loves a bottom corner side-foot finish, that lad

Sharing is.. never mind.. 😅

Michael Vaughan's soothsaying credentials in doubt

Three points at Colchester

ENGLAND HAVE WON THE THIRD TEST BY JUST 22 RUNS! 🤯 The ball rolls onto Mohammed Siraj's stumps off the bowling of Shoaib Bashir!

Suraj not quite so lairy now, eh!

The international symbol for "might have some more toast."

I'm more "mildly curious" than "very interested" in ownership of Penguins