Todays hottest club is Your Polling Place Located in the basement of the church closest to your house, this place has everything: Octogenarians, wood paneling, a picture of Jesus watching you make choices that will shape the future of the country, DAN CORTESE

Weird closing argument from RFK but whatever

Please remember that if you don’t post your “I Voted” sticker on social media, poll workers are legally allowed to go into the ballot box, pull out your ballot and set it on fire as an offering to Chirax, the chicken god of death

Dick has been coming strong to start the year And it’s been very steady, no just in spurts

I see that “Jesse Newell is a witch” season is in full effect. Nailed Oakland walking through the back door last week Basically nails the final score this week

Lady President would be a pretty sick emo/pop punk bad name

My car bill came in $500 LESS than I thought it was going to be and Kamala is gonna dump truck Donny tonight The vibes are fucking immaculate over here at casa de Kevbo