19 months 82 weeks 579 days 13,897 hours 833,824 minutes All sober !!! Just take it step by step, surround yourself with positivity, and keep looking forward !! #RecoveryPosse #sobriety #recovery

There IS a god 🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣

I remember going to Maine road to watch Oldham play Man Utd in an FA cup semi final replay, 94 I think … mad that they have just won a game to return to the football league. Congrats to them 👏👏👏👏

For the record … they survived until today 😁

Please stop wetting your pants over rumours, fucking hell. Have a beer, a cup of tea and a kitkat, or a wank, and wait for confirmed news before you start losing your shit over something that you have absolutely no control over. No need to thank me, I’m happy to help 👍

2 years since we said “Goodnight Treacle” to a proper Tottenham man, Alf Love. I thought of Alf at the final whistle of the final, and imagined just how much he’d be loving it. An absolute gentleman who is dearly missed 💙💙💙

Outstanding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My sort of cocktail that 🤣🤣

Well the nuthouse people have been and gone, I fucked them off truth be told. Patronising cunts that didn’t have a clue about me, my history or my needs, clearly hadn’t read any of my notes. Fucking useless, told them to come back once they were in possession of a fucking clue 🙄

Right here’s a test for anyone who hasn’t got fuck all else to do … see if you can find 90cm plastic flag poles for sale (same as the ones that they use on the free stadium flags they give out at spurs) … I can’t even get close to finding any, and it’s doing my head in 🙄

Another incredibly generous donation to the collection, will you have a look at this beauty 😲💙💙💙. Now you know why I’m after some poles for my flags 😁 …. Thank you so much Col 🇮🇱 you’re a star 🙏🏻

Finally got acknowledgment of the plus membership from spurs … just as the new kit is launched … I’m saving my 20 quid voucher for the black shirt, not the dishcloth home one.

God I’m so bored without football already … how am I gonna do another 8 fucking weeks 🤷‍♂️🤣

199 milly on the euromillions tonight … as I’ve said before, if I get the lot I’m ‘avin an 18 person suite at spurs and inviting Twitter peeps every game … I think it’s about 180 grand a season. Be a good crack wouldn’t it 😁 no cunts need apply 🤣🤣

Meh, fuck all ….. good news is, no one scooped, so we go again on Friday 😁