CBD at 8am

One day …

🗣️ Derrick Lewis on who he wants next: “I want my wife next. It’s gonna be a lot of ground and pound.” 😭😭😭 🎥 UFC on TNT Sports #UFCNashville

Uki-fumble such a vivacious woman inabidi umeenda for a pilgrimage huko Mongolia for some years to recover. Most girls are booooooooring.

Got blocked for saying I'm a father of one. Hakungoja niseme mtoto ni paka.

Now we get to choose our front of shirt sponsor 💙🫡

David Maraga: We are going to appeal to Kenyans to contribute to our campaign. I will put in about Ksh. 1M- 2M, I don’t have much money. We are in fact hoping to get excess and whatever is left will go to a public course #CitizenExplainer Yvonne Okwara

My President 🫡

When she left me for another man but I didn't leave even when I had another girl

alex The cat be like

Octopizzo makes music for people who passed English Paper 2.

Sometimes all you need is to get laid

Told this girl I’ll be skipping Chelsea’s game this weekend to come see her, she doesn’t know it’s international break

Ukimaliza kuwatch Sopranos,The wire,Breaking bad,Oz na GoT na vikings,unafunga mambo ya TV juu there's nothing better to watch.

Quote of the year

How i'm trynna be with my hommies when we get our money up

We all have that one friend like Orengo who knows all your dirt but will never tell a soul, not even your wife