i got big kahunas and i’m letting them hang

them: where are you, what’s you eta? MOTHER FUCKER U HAVE MY LOCATION

i love drake but his lyrics be questionable “you put some pain in me” “i wanna tell you how i feel when i’m loaded” ok

i95 is so fucking ghetto

my hot take: they need to raise the pay for sandwhich makers at publix, but they should only get paid for the amount of sandwhiches they create not by the hour 🙄

lowkey the mcdonalds snack wraps hit

everything in moderation

LMFAO VIOLATION

this is leading with humility. W

i’m going to try to start hosting 1 friend a week for dinner.

keep it bald, mr clean

life is too short, we should fuck now

who actually drinks vodka???

unpopular opinion (maybe?)… but you shouldn’t have roommates in your 30s…….

for those of us who aren’t doctors, having a sibling that is a doctor is a flex

i be eating my spinach

doesn’t matter how many times someone tells you someone is no good for you. sometimes you just have to see it for yourself

matching couples make me cringe