God is Good. Love those who hate you. Men are not evil. Women are not evil. Johnny Depp is innocent. Amber heard needs love. Communication can fix everything. Our War is not with People, but Lies. #love #Feminism #communication #God #JohnnyDeppKeepsWinning

You had all these expectations about what your life was going to be, but you didn't realize exactly how special you are; That such terrible things would try to destroy you. And so it was your destiny all along to destroy them. "What stands in the way becomes the way." #God #Fate

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