there’s no way to see how many times i’ve watched new girl on Netflix and i know it’s in the hundreds :( we need a spotify wrapped but for your app. i need to know if i’ve seen the series 300+ times.

gonna kill myself in front of the judge at my jury duty summons tomorrow just to change the trajectory of everyone’s lives

all i wanted was a mcdonald’s breakfast sandwich but of course it was 10:32am. i hope whoever took away all day breakfast at McDonald's literally croaks today.

Hey Insomniac Events don't you think it's kinda fucked up to name a festival Audiotistic, a portmanteau of 'audio' and 'autistic'?

If banning abortion 'stops abortions,' let's ban guns and stop gun violence.

hey Vitality Bowls can you redo your entire app so it actually works lmfao

why can’t i find any LAY'S limon chips i went to 3 711s 2 grocery stores a CVS and a target today and there are NONE

if westfield valley fair is expecting this many people for holiday shopping maybe put a security guard at employee parking so we can actually get in!

yo Panera Bread why did i just get charged like 8 times for a gift card after being showed an ERROR message 😐🤨 with no confirmation email either where’s my damn money

If only Greg Abbott spent as much time regulating the energy grid as he does regulating my uterus.

not Yelp blocking people from commenting about horrible business practices outed on other media platforms 😭😭 i want to know if a place i’m going to is dehumanizing their workers BEFORE i go there, not after i support them and further contribute to the issue

Angry Staffer 🌻 Sometimes I think about the former President of the United States sitting inside his fake Oval Office at Mar-a-Lago, banging his tiny hands on a tiny desk, littered with McDonald’s wrappers and empty coke bottles, and I laugh.

Sometimes I think about the former President of the United States sitting inside his fake Oval Office at Mar-a-Lago, dictating increasingly-insane posts for the blog he’s been relegated to thanks to his social media ban, and I laugh.

People who refuse to be vaccinated aren't welcome in my home or my company, not only because they're potentially contagious but because they don't respect Science or give a damn about other people—both of which are deal breakers.

#BackTheBlue fuck backing the police, back these blue guys instead

Kyle Rittenhouse shot and killed 2 people. Police waited for him to come to them.

Ma'Khia Bryant was angry and had a knife. Police shot her dead four times in the heart.

It's not bad apples.
It's a bad fucking system.

get on your pretty girl shit, healthy girl shit, & make that money sis.

This Sarah Everard situation is really scaring me, because she literally spoke to her bf on the phone, wore really bright clothing, walked on a main road, was outside before 12am, and she still got killed? Do you know how scary as a woman it is to know that?