I heard this #PaulMcCartney song for the 1st time last weekend, and it's been in my head since. Cracker. youtu.be/S6EbORrYL0k

I've a pair of tickets for Friday's Primal Scream gig at Queens Park that aren't going to be used. Anyone want a bargain? #glasgow

Last time I did a stupid wee Vine in my goonie that went a bit viral via Buzzfeed. Reckon 15 months is about long enough for this auld yin to work out the Tick Tock. #cereal

Mute from timeline: "edfringe recommendations" 🙉 I miss my home feed from when there was an app #rip

INT. TRAIN - DARK (NIGHT? CLOUDY?) She's the only person in any of at least the three carriages around her. Daren't explore further. The shop's not operational. Not a single soul has been seen since Warrington. What timetable?

Things always get a bit ugly at the end of parties...

That's the way to do it!

A lovely surprise hour at Wigan NW there. Sunset over stationary trains #trainlife

I'm on a train running 61 mins delayed. 1 min over the threshold for a full refund. *somebody* needs to do something - at most - mildly disruptive to ensure we gets our monies and home to our beds.

Why is Kenneth Branagh as Boris Johnson actually Michael Fabricant?

A very common topic of conversation at the moment!

Watching the news on C4+1. Ancient history in full colour. Stunning. I could almost believe what I'm seeing took place this very evening.

Looking for potential work spaces for a couple of hours around London Bridge first thing tomorrow? Bored of hanging out in Costa at Gatwick arrivals.

Some sales trips are just better than others 😍

It was a long way to go from Glasgow for #oceanonstage Theatre Royal Plymouth last night, but a cracking show in a cracking venue. Looking forward to recommending to the home crowd!

I want to do that again! What a hoot! #GuysAndDolls

The Disappearing Act? report puts the blame for theatres' struggles to recruit and retain staff on the cost of living crisis. Let's not put all the blame on wages. Disappearing Act - Audiences and Workers linkedin.com/pulse/disappea…