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Why do Women obey gym instructors than their husbands? You ask for something like this, she will give an excuse of being tired.

When someone only messages you when they need your help

Talking stage alafu aanze zile za " Babe I hope football won't come between us" Me:👇🏿

When you come back home early from work without informing your woman.😭

Your grandma after hearing you got a husband at your old age

Kitambo nikiwa mtoto,mjinga nilikuwa nafirikria Nairobi ni bidii kumbe CBD.

Siku hizi ukiskia "We are just good friends." jua kuna vitanda mahali zimetingika.

When you pull it out and it's so tight that it sound like you open a bottle of champagne

Kitambo nilikuwa nadhani Egypt na Israel ziko heaven.

Nani alidanganya contractors we love open plan kitchens??..moshi inakuchapa ukiwa living room aje sasa.

Hizi graduation za watoto wadogo are they really important in any way?? I don't support them at all

Today we cooked meat, l will call you to play after we finish eating

Kuna Mluhya hapa ame ulizwa favorite color akasema food color.

Corporate ladies wanatumaliza na mambo ya Q1, KPIs as they walk from Upper Hill na water bottle imejaa waru na spinach...Ptho!

nishai enda house hunting alafu caretaker akafungua nyumba vaccant na card. Nikajua hapa makosa imefanyika. Nikatoka mbio.

Shu venda mtatumaliza huku nje😂😂

Unapiga picha na mtu wako alafu anakutext "usijaribu kupost izo picha zitaleta shida"

People tend to think watu ni wengi huku nje until you begin to seriously search for a wife or a husband ndio unarealise wendawazimu ndio wengi.

Thieves broke into our house and found nothing to steal, so they shaved my cat and left.

Waswahili husema... "Shamba lenye kesi lima tu, usijenge".... If you don't get it, forget about it...