Lastborn wetu hajui sister yetu mkubwa ndo mamake na mama yangu ndiye shosho yake😂

Atletico Madrid gained promotion to La Liga in 2002. For the next 9 seasons, they finished: 11th, 7th, 11th, 10th, 7th, 4th, 4th, 9th, 7th. Diego Simeone joined in 2011/12 and has finished: 3rd, 1st, 3rd, 3rd, 3rd, 2nd, 2nd, 3rd, 1st, 3rd, 4th.

-Ginger + Garlic = For severe cough. -Onion +Ginger = Lower cholesterol level and treat UTIs. -Tumeric + honey = Anti-Inflammation. -Carrots + Fresh tomatoes = Good for eyes. -Cucumber juice = Good for the skin. -Cabbage + Carrot = For liver. -Orange juice = For colon.

🔙🗣️ Cristiano Ronaldo on SPORTING: "I will retire there. I have to give it to them even if it is one season of my service. They scouted me while no one saw something special in me, they made me and without them I would be probably working at McDonalds." 💚

Sex is a basic need. If you are not getting it you are poor.

A rare picture of young Cristiano Ronaldo with his mom and brother, Hugo. ❤️

At 18, she has choices. At 18, you have nothing. At 25, she looks for love. At 25, you're chasing goals. At 30, she slows down. At 30, you're just getting started. Dear son, A woman's life starts at 18. A man's life starts at 30. A woman is born with value. A man is born

PSG’s first-ever appearance in a FIFA tournament ❤️💙

Dear men, you might not even need perfume when you use this. Try it 🫵🏼

FIFA Club World Cup debut. Two assists. 🅰️🅰️ Khvicha Kvaratskhelia. 🇬🇪💫

🗣️ Vini Jr: “We'’re eager to win this first Club World Cup because people never forget the first one, and it’s the only title Real Madrid doesn’t have. We’re GOING for it.”

Nuno Mendes' past couple weeks have been stuff of dreams: - Clean sheet and UCL title vs. Inter Milan - Assist vs. Germany In UNL semis - Goal vs. Spain and UNL title - Clean sheet vs. Atletico Madrid On top of the world 🌎

Vitinha. MVP. 🇵🇹🏆🥵

🚨 ‘You are the first keeper to concede to Cristiano Ronaldo, how does it feel?’ 🗣️ Joao Ricardo: “At the time I was angry, today I am happy.” 😂

Mbona boys mnaogopaga kuji express😂😂😂like kuna boy tuko na yeye kwa mat heading to town alafu ananiuliza kama pia me nafika tao😂😂😂ni nini speak out😂

🚨DON'T SKIP THIS!! The reason you are still broke could be because of one of these reasons here. I will also share with you 5 LEGIT UNUSUAL BUSINESS IDEAS. Some of which you don’t need any money to start. ~ A thread 🧵

Baridueh Badon Myself, I am buying AC water in gallons every day! You just haven’t been paying attention. How to start: • Look for houses with ACs. • Go to shops, offices, banks, estates. • Meet the security guards, cleaners—strike a deal. • Bring your gallons, collect the water. • Sell

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr disrespect a woman who was with you when you had nothing. Please, bro.

OCS Talaam's lawyer Danstan Omari giving IPOA lawyers a hard time during Albert Ojwang's case hearing 🧵

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