My first in person O’Malley fight and this fucker doesn’t play Lupe Fiasco what the fuck is this shit

Bet you Joe won’t ask about the human remains they found this morning in Merab’s hotel room because it would be bad for the UFC

Merab never beat TJ, remember that when you talk about “GOAT”

Anyone have a couch or spare bed I could crash at? Lmk

He’s packing?

Matchups I’d like to see after #UFC316 A 🧵:

Sometimes I retweet garbage to check if y’all are paying attention

Used to get double cheeked up with my uncle and see how far we could throw my cousins

Come get ya man Heavyweight Thanos

When she says that she thinks of you as a younger brother that steals her panties once and gets caught and gets yelled at but she won’t tell mom because it really wasn’t that bad and she kind of likes the attention

Kayla Harrison’s win against Juliana Peña is one of best if not the of the greatest underdog stories in the sport. Per. End of story.

She’s 10 days out and I’m bothering my wife to be a full 3 inches in

How some of y’all thought Buckley was gonna do Usman

Jones retired and US bombed Iran and y’all still aren’t putting it all together To those paying attention, you’ll love this next part

Not believing the US bombing Iran reports until I hear Jon Cena announce it

Me when I finally convince data to let my genetically engineered human sized duck finally fight in the UFC: