love meetings with no agenda. they change and flow. at least I get paid for wasting my time.

we are our own chaos monkey

trying to understand how a team got awards for implementing BCP. yet we can't shut down a data centre without almost everything going down

Why am I brainstorming a k@k idea?

So we calling a temp fix a tactical solution.

All I want is to sit in a corner and work. People tell me what to do and I do that. I don't want to interact with people anymore.

It is never the network but every time we must make a network change for the solution to work.

I think therefore I am

Let’s do stuff to just do stuff. Waste energy I don’t have. In office to sit at my desk.

Simple cert change required. 5 hours later and I am on a call with the vendor… Bonus is I am still on leave.

First day back at the office. Hopefully I don’t lose my sh1t before 12.

I am tired of following the guide then it does not work… Another day another broken system…

Too many chiefs not enough Indians...

no need to fix anything, as long as there is a work around.

quick wins, low hanging fruit When management wants to show people that we look like working.

Just sitting around while little man is getting his arm fixed. Really not a fun experience.

Why can't I answer questions with "I don't know." Why must I always say "Let me find out and get back to you". This might be the reason I get rewarded with more work.

The joys of IT. Need to perform a change now. Very low impact change but management really afraid of risk.

Let's book a meeting, record it and then get Co-Pilot to create minutes and an agenda for the next session.

Talking technically to non-technical people is not my strong suit.