no one can survive a department store on top of them

I have been named the new CEO of Astronomer. Shout out to Coldplay and the inventor of the Jumbotron and whatnot.

4745 removes MLK bust from WH . But hes not racist ( hmm) i just think his narcissism is being tested. A page from DAY ONE . FAFO out 2026 on ⁦Akashic Books⁩

Fuck your feelings MAGA is currently melting the fuck down over a fucking cartoon. 😂😂😂😂

Here's my eulogy to Hulk Hogan. I apologize in advance to all the wrestlers who follow me. Hogan is a textbook example of American mediocrity. Despite being a racist, sycophantic, backstabbing grifter, almost every match he's ever had was a flat one-star snoozefest. He was so

BREAKING: Chaos at a DeSantis event today, a protester stood up and screamed: “Is that your f*king legacy? You bow down to a f*king pedophile! You’re a f*king pedophile!” The Epstein fallout isn’t fading, it’s detonating in real time. And DeSantis just got dragged straight into

Happy Birthday Chuck D ! Thank you for sharing your knowledge, passion and creativity. Your talents have enlightened me with education and enjoyment. This world is a better place because of you. Peace&Love

We must NEVER FORGET ..My grandmother and Grandfather were taken ..I never knew them

Mr. President @realdonaldtrump I understand why you are confused...all your time in DC you haven't eaten ONCE outside the White House or your own hotel. I've lived here for 33 years, and it's a flat out lie that half the restaurants have closed because of safety...but restaurants

Let’s start simple: Vaccines do NOT cause autism. This isn’t up for debate. Decades of research, millions of kids studied worldwide, zero credible evidence of a causal link. Full stop. Here is how RFK Jr. will try to convince you otherwise: 🧵👇1/

Guns are a uniquely American problem. The rest of the world has mental health issues. The rest of the world has ideological & philosophical division. They have social media, pot, porn, cellphones & video games. What they don’t have — is more guns than people, they don’t have

Imagine if the MAGAs reacted to mass shootings with the same passion and outrage as when Cracker Barrel changed their stupid logo

The actual reality: those “bought/paid for” were the corrupt wellness/influencer industry pedaling ivermectin other drugs available in bulk as low-cost generics that do zero for Covid. They jacked up the price, bilked customers via expensive telehealth visits. They killed

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists would devote their entire lives to deceiving you, but a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

Enough with the anti-vax INSANITY. Unvaxxed? You’re 53X more likely to die of COVID and 14X more likely to be infected. Smallpox killed 500M before vaccines. Measles 300M. A year ago, people would’ve revolted at RFK Jr. running HHS. Science saves lives. Conspiracies kill.

Florida will repeat what happened in West Texas (where immunization rates are low): 100 measles hospitalizations + 2 needless childhood deaths among the unvaccinated, pertussis will follow after that. All for health freedom propaganda, and lousy Fox News sound bites

So maybe the problem wasn’t with the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics?

I rode the back of the bus when it was dictated by law. This ain't my first rodeo with hate. I'm not gonna sit on my ass while it all happens again and whatnot.