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Donald Trump, repeatedly: "We're gonna do the biggest, bloodiest deportation in history. We're gonna jail citizens who complain. Read about it in Project 2025" New York Times fact check: "it is possible that Donald Trump had his fingers crossed behind his back when he said this"

Happy 9/11 Eve everyone! Make sure to decorate your gingerbread pentagons, eat the feast of building seven, and of course #neverforget to leave out some steel beams for Osanta Bin Ladin Claus before he comes down the chimney at free fall speed! #joy

You don't even have to watch the debate you can just post "fuck him up lmaaaooo" or "she's about to go off" and do numbers

Fascinating piece of music trivia! Google "Bush did 9/11" for more information!

Hey just FYI "Narcan-resistant" opioids don't exist and were made up to try and discredit the value of providing this life saving medicine.

"Transgender operations on illegal aliens" is what they covered up at Roswell

Dude you know it's bad when even your best friends are nervous chuckling and casting side glances at each other

No, no, you see Elon wasn't saying he'd get Taylor Swift pregnant when he said he'd "give" her a child, he meant he'd donate one of his 85 kids he never sees or speaks to

Not gonna lie, it makes me blind with rage when people in OHIO are obsessed with the southern border You are TWO THOUSAND FUCKING MILES AWAY

You couldn't make Cookie Monster eat the twin towers today, because of woke.

When I was 4 the Lion King made me cry lol

Donald Trump after debating Biden: "I kicked his ass. Of course I'll debate him again. I'll win every time." Donald Trump after debating Harris: "Well I clearly won and when you win you don't debate again." Hm

WE DID IT, JOE

Just told a kid it’d be my last time bringing the ice cream truck through her neighborhood for the year and she told me “have fun in ice cream hibernation”

It's messed up that in November we have to go vote for either Donald Trump or Kamala Harris and that you can't even get a quaalude anymore

Reminder that it is an objective fact that street drug dealers saved more lives during COVID than the police by orders of magnitude

I got some ideas! - Book of Job done in the style of Wandavision - Gog and Magog prestige mini-series - Jacob vs God pay-per-view fight - lengthy series that finally explores why Jesus hated that fig tree so damn much

me: "have you ever heard of the paradox of tolerance?" you: "you mean how there have to be limits to tolerance relating to bigotry or else the bigots push marginalized people out of-" me: "no I'm talking about how I won't stop eating cheese even tho I'm lactose intolerant"

Fuck the Supreme Court every day but fuck them today in particular, y'all murderers